To be honest we'd rather you just left us alone, unless you're someone from the BBC who wants to give us a series, in which case, hello! How deeply erotic you're looking today! You have beautiful eyes/ears/feet/whatever your most attractive body part is.
Either way, if you insist on contacting us, we've got an email address. We might check it from time to time, so send us an email if you must and who knows, we might read it. There's even a slim possibility that we'll reply.