Finding Jesus

Well it wasn’t so much ‘finding’ as slapping a beard on a woman and going ‘blimey you look like a typical renaissance depiction of the founder of Christianity! We must use this to our advantage.’

At first the hibernating Holly, the person to be beard slapped, was reluctant to leave her dark and dingy cave, so Simon had to invent a supermegabiggerburger, which is the biggest burger around, it is so big that it is not only mega big, it is super mega big, but not as big as those ones on man versus food because they are just silly. After wafting the scent of the supermegabiggerburger outside Holly’s cave for about twenty minutes, there came a sound. A sort of roaring, yawning sound, and a bit of burping, and she emerged, all hair and rage, heading straight for the supermegabiggerburger.

Brave hero that he is, Simon backed off slowly, using a large brush to fend off her clumsy attempts to get hold of the supermegabiggerburger, and eventually he was able to get Holly in front of the green screen where she put on a white sheet and a curtain to take some hilarious photos.

She was then rewarded with the supermegabiggerburger! WOOT!

“What does all this mean?” you ask!

WELL!

IT IS NEWS!!!! This announcement means that COMING SOON will be a new little series of webisodes featuring a very convincing Jesus Christ!

“What will it be called?” I hear you asked excitedly!

Why, JESUS IN SPACE, of course!