Our thrilling serial drama Forgive Me Father continued, and if you think it was exciting to begin with, it's getting even more exciting now! If you're not watching it, you are a fool.
Then there was the next of our several hilarious festive sketches, and it's called The Truth About Santa, so if that's not a thing you want to know, you'd better not watch it.
But the best bit - by which I mean the best bit of all human culture to date - was the release of Every Which Way in a Manger, the Clever Dicks nativity! We got in lots of wonderful people to help out, and the result is utterly marvellous. I imagine that from now on it will be the thing everyone watches at Christmas, instead of Morecambe and Wise and It's a Wonderful Life and The Muppet Christmas Carol and all those other things that aren't as good as this.